The Female Prayer and The Male Prayer

[DarrensPassion]

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And when he says "I'll call",
he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
When I spend his cash,
He won't be annoyed.
He pulls out my chair
and opens my door.
Massages my back
and begs to do more.
Oh!
Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And has a tactful answer for:
"How big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
and never attempt to hit on my friend.
As I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a nympho with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

LMFAO

Janie xx

[Twizzle]

LMAO

[Katt721]

LMAO!! that's so true...

[Lainbrain]

LMAO

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